intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
- Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

cute-overload:

My friend who hates cats had a change of hearthttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

youmeinhell:

CAN IT PLEASE RAIN FOR MORE THAN HALF OF A DAY I CANT KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I need rain

nitrqin:

 
bratty-a:



“Emma, 13, and her friends talk to boys on the Internet during her birthday party, Edina, Minesota.”

me:
*sleepy all day*